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THE QUEER LANDSCAPE

An Illustration of the Queer Landscape

For weird stories.

So Go There!

RHINO WELDER

Rhino Welder: Super Hero born in Chatham

Fighting for Justice in Chatham and Strood

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STROOD ROBOTS

An Illustration of a Strood Robot

The Life and Times of the Angst Ridden Mechanoids.

So Go There!

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Complaints



15th May 2009: Strood Robots

Strood Robots aint like the Strood I know!

B. Price

The Editor Replies: Fucking Ada!

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12th May 2009: Strood Robots

Durrr.....everyone knows New Zealand is overrun with Orcs, not robots!

Annoyed of Frindsbury

The Editor Replies: Piss off!

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12th May 2009: Strood Robots

Sir: I must protest at the outrageous editing in episode 9 of Strood Robots. This episode should not have been included, and though it is technically a ninth issue it is not the ninth issue that first appeared in the Evening Post in 1968. The episode that you published was part of a sub genre that was a satire on the outrageous policies of Bob Bastard and his Bastard party in the late 60s and early 70s. That series ran for a total of 12 episodes and was published in the Chatham Dockyard Periscope.

Another liberty of editing, is that Councillor Bastard - as represented in the fourth panel - did not say, and I quote, "Fuck Off Robots!" but said, "Piss Off Silly Gold Robot!"

I think the message is clear. Bob Bastard was not prejudiced against all robots but was prejudiced against the hapless POW_2.

I should further add, that the episode you published was a representation of the Strood Robots in Boncy's world - aka 1967. And though I do not dispute the fact that the Strood Robots certainly existed in those days, the Strood Robots comic strip, the canon as authenticated by Bernard Custard, tells the story of the Strood Robots in the aeon of the 2780s, and is a reflection of the horrors the Australian Flags war(s)

And please note: that though manufacturing of the Strood Robots did indeed begin in the 1930 at Aveling and Porter it did not cease in 1939 as you stated.

Nathaniel Butler.

The Editor Replies: Dear Mr Verbatim, quit fretting about droids and make sure you continue with the Ritalin.

And ... The Bastard Party had more Idiots in it than The Stupid Party. Was you in the Bastard party?

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10th May 2009: Massage Parlours

How inconsiderate! When searching the internet for massage parlours in Kent I find myself on your website. I am hardly likely to find a prostrate milking service here!

Kent Punter

The Editor Replies: Pervert!

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8th May 2009: The Mind Reader

Why ban the mind reader? If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear ...

J Smith

The Editor Replies: Because this website is a Black Star libertarian organisation! We have plenty to fear!

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Lupen Crook

Lupen Crook is a good singer-songwriter. But is he an artist too? Mogass Date investigates.

Section 44

The government views photographers with suspicion and we all fear onset of a police state. But things are even worse in the alternative universe next to ours.
The evidence is here.

Fritz and Tommy

Just back from National Art Hate week, Fritz and Tommy discuss the pros and cons of British art. They're not impressed!
Review Here

Gay Hobo Returns From The Grave

We thought we saw last of him back in 1984, but Sliding Van Door - the Time Travelling Hobo - is back in Medway with dire warnings! Read his interview here

Chatham Photographer Arrested!

Another photographer is arrested under section 44 of the prevention of terrorism act! We all tut and moan, but is this a bad thing! After all, we trust our government don't we?

Find out here.

National Art Hate Week

Have the British Art Resistance gone too far in a calling for a National Art Hate week?
Why pick on the Tate Modern?
Find out here

The Crushing of Aspiration

Apathy is good ... if you want to rule the world!
Find out how you can crush all aspiration by following these three simple tips!

L-13 The Light Industrial Workshop

Are the L-13 art group in danger of sticking their collective heads are their soviet arses?
Find out if they can see no light in their art gallery

Anthology of Love

An Anthology of Love? Have the Strood Poetical Society sold out! Are they shunning their Homeric Roots and wearing silk and velvet?
Find out if they are ...

Strood Robots

Episode 9: Politics in Strood is a nasty business! And Bob Bastard is a dirty politician.
Episode 9: Read it now!

The Ballbag Papers

Did Boncy Ballbag come from an alternative universe? Seems he did! Read his controversial diaries - serialised on this website!
Read them here!

The Strood Poetical Society

The Strood Poetical Society has often been linked to organised crime. But is the accusation fair?
Find out here!

The Mind Reader Comic

At long last - the story of the Mind Reader Grafitti - as a graphic novel!
Find out how it happened!

Tracie Jenkins' Medway Poems

Her Book, 57 Poems about the River Medway, is a rude reflection on the Medway towns. It has nothing to say about misery or dyslexia.
Well worth a read

Boncy Ballbag

He was loud, rude and controversial. Find out more about Strood's most famous comedian.
Read About Boncy here

Tracie Jenkins

She caused a near war between Chatham and Strood, but Tracie Jenkins never compromised her views on the Medway Poets.
Find out why

The Mind Reader

The Mind Reader is a menace and should be banned! That was the conclusion of a Medway graffiti artist in the 1960s. But was he right?
Find out why

Ella Guru

She Thrashed the Tories to within an inch of their lives! Find out more about this talented Stuckist
At this link

Billy Childish

Startling new evidence that Chatham Artist - Billy Childish - is a time traveller.
Find out why

Sexton Ming

Was the strange world of Sexton Ming inspired by the Mind Reader Graffiti or was die cast long before?
Find out here

Nicotine and Democracy

Did nicotine end the middle-ages? Was the enlightenment a result of smoking tobacco? Would democracy have happened without tobacco?
Find out here...

A letter from Screwtape

A Demon congratulates us for becoming consumer idiots and pliable fools. But is he right?
Read more ...