Fritz and Tommy Examine Stuckism and Conceptual Art

He called himself a Stuckist ...

... So I stuck him on this!

If we don't put a stop to Stuckism... all pictures will be painted badly!

... Don't you agree Fritz?

I can't hate the Stuckists - they're not real artists!

Merely mean spirited reactionaries with hearts filled with jealousy and hatred. I didn't join the Nazi party to kill people like that!

It's the talented concept artists like Damien Hurst that I can't stand!

No... he's all right... He sold me this bar of chocolate for 20 million quid!
He says it represents the futility of greed!

He sold me these hand grenades...
said they represent the futility of death!

And he sold me this shoveltoo!
...Said it represents the futility of work!

We've been done!
I realise now that all artists are greedy bastards...
I'm going to shoot myself!

Oh shit... that'll be a conceptual gesture ...
... and I would be as bad as they!

What hope have we that hate art,
To conquer that travesty of nature,
For we must resort to metaphor,
Which reside within its arty domain!

Donner unt Blitzen! he's a fucking poet! I hate them more than artists!