STROOD ROBOTS

It has been many years since the comic strip 'Strood Robots' was pulled from circulation, and despite protests from the self-styled intellectuals of the Gordon Hotel in Rochester, the publishers at KrycoVision have steadfastly refused to allow any subsequent reprints. They have made it plain that a breach of their copyright will result in dire consequences. But since in it highly unlikely that KrycoVision actually exists we have decided to publish and be damned.

The Episodes are below: Click image to view.

Episode 9: Unsettling Times in Strood as the Politics Get Dirty!

Dangerous times for the Strood Robots as Bob Bastard plays dirty politics!

This episode was a wicked satire on the crooked Strood councillor, Bob Bastard, who robbed Strood blind in the 60s and 70s. He didn't like robots much either and wanted them out!

Episode 9: Dirty politics in Strood.

Strangely enough, Councillor Bastard was found to frequent the Rainham rubber house, a sado-masochistic robot massage parlour. The hypocrisy did not spoil his chances of re-election.

Episode 8: The Strood Robots Have a Drink in the Crispin

This episode - the first in eight years - is definitely the worse! What was Sean Ridgeway thinking off!
Stop fucking with the style Ridgeway and produce the good stuff!
Geez!

Episode 8: Just not that good!

When the Darnely Road boys found out about this episode Sean Ridgeway was in deep trouble!

But he usually is!

Episode 7: The Strood Robots Shun Government Advice and Continue Binge-Drinking

Birds like wine! Blokes like beer! Strood likes boozers! Come to Strood and get pissed in the Globe. But watch out for the big geezer!

Episode 7: Binge Drinking with the Strood Robots

The Globe public house was a favourite of Rede School pupils in 1973, which they would frequent in between maths lessons whilst dreaming of making the world a better place.

Episode 6: The Stroodies Buy a dog

A dog with two arse holes! Illegal mutants! The law comes down hard in the north Kent town.

Episode 6: The Stroodies Buy a Dog

The dog with two arse holes was mentioned by Judge Dread in his 1972 single, big 32. It put Snodland on the map!

Episode 5: Mad Gemma plays Army-Army

Mad Gemma plays to win! Read the hilarious antics of the girl from Chatham when she takes on Starbo and Beekay in a game of army-army.

Episode 5: Mad Gemma plays to Win

Strood Robots was never never sloganised in Bath Hard Lane and the Pop Rivets never sung its praises.

Episode 4: The Strood Robots Delve into Cognitive Functions

Another boring day in Strood and a lost ballerina.

Episode 4: The Android Makeover

The episode that shocked the Snodland intellectuals. Controversial and thought provoking.

Episode 3: Binge Drinking in Strood

Binge drinking and sex! The favourite pastimes of the Strood Robots. Read how the Strood dens of iniquity attract the piss-heads of Gillingham.

Episode 3: Binge Drinking in Strood

This episode was so controversial that Spacy Tracy nearly bought a round!

Episode 2: The Strood Robots take up Crime.

The crime rate in Strood soars as the Strood Robots take to burglary. This was the second episode of Strood Robots – a cult among the self-styled intellectuals of the Gordon Hotel.

Episode 2: Strood Robots

Never published in the Kent Messenger or the Chatham and Rochester Evening News. Never serialised in the Evening Post.

Episode 1: The First and the Worst

Let's face it, badly drawn and a lousy story. But Strood Robots had to start somewhere

Episode 1: Strood Robots

Rejected by the Medway Poets because Sean Ridgeway would not buy them a beer